
CRISTELA ALONZO
CRISTELA ALONZO
MAR. 30
los angeles, ca
APRIL 11-13
OXNARD, ca
APRIL 18-19
Atlanta, ga
may 9-10
phoenix, az
may 29-31
denver, co
JUNE 5
HERMOSA BEACH, cA
dallas, tx (6pm)
JUNE 14
dallas, tx (9:30pm)
reno, nv
may 3
podcast
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I’m a homebody. I love plants, I build Lego sets and watch a lot of murder shows.
I also have lived a hell of a life. I was born in Texas and grew up in extreme poverty. My family squatted in an abandoned diner for the first seven years of my life. I moved to Los Angeles and lived in my car. I moved back home to help my sister raise her children and become my mother’s caretaker until she passed…all by the age of twenty-two.
I still somehow, made TV history and became the FIRST Latina to create, write and star in a TV show. The thing that got me there was my story. It was unlike anyone else’s and allows me to talk about life from a point of view that doesn’t get a lot of attention. I’m into current events. I struggle with anxiety and depression. Did I mention I love Lego sets?
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