CRISTELA ALONZO

CRISTELA ALONZO

MAR. 30

los angeles, ca

APRIL 11-13

OXNARD, ca

APRIL 18-19

Atlanta, ga

may 9-10

phoenix, az

may 29-31

denver, co

JUNE 5

HERMOSA BEACH, cA

dallas, tx (6pm)

JUNE 14

dallas, tx (9:30pm)

reno, nv

may 3

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I’m a homebody. I love plants, I build Lego sets and watch a lot of murder shows.

I also have lived a hell of a life. I was born in Texas and grew up in extreme poverty. My family squatted in an abandoned diner for the first seven years of my life. I moved to Los Angeles and lived in my car. I moved back home to help my sister raise her children and become my mother’s caretaker until she passed…all by the age of twenty-two.

I still somehow, made TV history and became the FIRST Latina to create, write and star in a TV show. The thing that got me there was my story. It was unlike anyone else’s and allows me to talk about life from a point of view that doesn’t get a lot of attention. I’m into current events. I struggle with anxiety and depression. Did I mention I love Lego sets?

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