CRISTELA ALONZO

CRISTELA ALONZO

vancouver, BC

FEB. 20

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philadelphia, pa

mar. 5

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santa barbara, ca

mar. 26

mar. 27

santa cruz, ca

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sacramento, ca

apr. 2

apr. 3

modesto, ca

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san antonio, tx

apr. 11

may 2

las vegas, nv

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jan 15-17

albuquerque, nm

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jan 18

EL PASO, TX

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jan 24

DOWNEY, CA

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jan 29

MADISON, WI

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jan 30

MINNEAPOLIS, MN

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jan 31

CHICAGO, IL

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FEB. 5

LUBBOCK, TX

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FEB. 6

MIDLAND, TX

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FEB. 7

houston, TX

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FEB. 13

tucson, az

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FEB. 14

scottsdale, az

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FEB. 19

seattle, wa

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FEB. 21

spokane, wa

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FEB. 22

portland, or

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FEB. 27

san francisco, ca

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mar. 6

washington dc

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mar. 7

newark, nj

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mar. 14

san diego, ca

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mar. 19

ft. lauderdale, fl

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mar. 20

tampa, fl

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mar. 21

jacksonville, fl

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mar. 22

orlando, fl

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mar. 28

napa, ca

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apr. 4

porterville, ca

austin, tx (thursday)

apr. 9-10

austin, tx (friday)

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I’m a homebody. I love plants, I build Lego sets and watch a lot of murder shows.

I also have lived a hell of a life. I was born in Texas and grew up in extreme poverty. My family squatted in an abandoned diner for the first seven years of my life. I moved to Los Angeles and lived in my car. I moved back home to help my sister raise her children and become my mother’s caretaker until she passed…all by the age of twenty-two.

I still somehow, made TV history and became the FIRST Latina to create, write and star in a TV show. The thing that got me there was my story. It was unlike anyone else’s and allows me to talk about life from a point of view that doesn’t get a lot of attention. I’m into current events. I struggle with anxiety and depression. Did I mention I love Lego sets?

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