"YOU'RE PROBABLY HERE BECAUSE YOU'VE SEEN ME DO STAND-UP OR SAW MY SHORT-LIVED NETWORK SITCOM "CRISTELA," OR BECAUSE WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL AND NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'M UP TO. WELCOME." - OBVIOUSLY ME

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COMEDY & MAGIC CLUB: Hermosa Beach

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PUNCHLINE: Sacramento

IMPROV: Brea

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MUSICALS + MY MOM = FAVORITE NYE EVER

I’ve never really cared for New Year’s Eve, at least not in the way that people normally get into it: the big parties, the big countdown, etc. I don’t like to make big plans. I like to stay at home and do nothing.  I guess when I think about it, I celebrate most holidays pretty low-key. Christmas for me is about more of the religious meaning rather than the holiday parties and giving gifts.  I don’t give my family gifts on Christmas because I give them stuff throughout the year so what I do for Christmas is sponsor a needy family through a Catholic church downtown in LA and buy them gifts for Christmas.  I do this for a couple reasons:

ABOUT CRISTELA

Cristela Alonzo made TV history in 2014, by being the first Latina to create, produce and star in a network TV sitcom, "Cristela," an achievement which caps a whirlwind year.  She released "Some of the Hits," her first stand-up CD through Comedy Central, was a viewer favorite as a featured guest host on ABC's "The View" and will be making her feature film debut in the upcoming Angry Birds movie.

She's performed at the Melbourne Comedy Festival, the Bonnaroo Music Festival and is a favorite at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal. She also taped "The Half Hour," her first half-hour special in Boston, which premiered in June 2013 on Comedy Central. 

Cristela is based in LA and when not on tour, can be found performing at various clubs around town, including her home club, the Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, CA.  

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