"YOU'RE PROBABLY HERE BECAUSE YOU'VE SEEN ME DO STAND-UP (FYI I HAVE MY FIRST HOUR SPECIAL COMING OUT ON NETFLIX IN 2017), MAYBE YOU SAW MY SHORT-LIVED NETWORK SITCOM "CRISTELA," OR YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL AND NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'M UP TO. WELCOME." - OBVIOUSLY ME

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EPISODE CINCO - ROCK N TROLL

This episode discusses what happens what ignorant people say when they're allowed to be as hateful as they want and remain anonymous. I posted about my mother coming to this country and Twitter let me have it. HOW DARE SHE COME TO THE US ILLEGALLY? OH SHE CAME HERE LEGALLY? HOW DARE SHE COME TO THE US LEGALLY THEN??

ABOUT CRISTELA

Cristela Alonzo made TV history in 2014, by being the first Latina to create, produce and star in a network TV sitcom, "Cristela," an achievement which caps a whirlwind year.  She released "Some of the Hits," her first stand-up CD through Comedy Central, was a viewer favorite as a featured guest host on ABC's "The View" and will be making her feature film debut in the upcoming Angry Birds movie.

She's performed at the Melbourne Comedy Festival, the Bonnaroo Music Festival and is a favorite at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal. She also taped "The Half Hour," her first half-hour special in Boston, which premiered in June 2013 on Comedy Central. 

Cristela is based in LA and when not on tour, can be found performing at various clubs around town, including her home club, the Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, CA.  

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