Am I the only one that thinks people are a little too crazy about Obama's birth certificate? It's been years now and people are still demanding to see Obama's birth certificate? People treat Obama's birth certificate like a pair of sorority girl's boobs: they want to make sure they're real.

How can people think that Obama wasn't born in the United States?

Think about it.

There are three requirements you need to become President:

  1. You need to native-born US citizen.
  2. You need to be at least 35 years old.
  3. You must have lived in the country for at least for fourteen years.

That's it. Only those three little things. You don't have to pull a sword out of a stone or go on any kind of pilgrimage.

If Obama wasn't born in the United States...then ALL of us are stupid for not having checked that Obama met these three requirements BEFORE he was even allowed to run. 

Have you ever tried signing a kid up for Little League? You've got to show a birth certificate to prove the kid's age before they let you sign him up. You need to show a birth certificate to play baseball.


When people claim that Obama isn't American, what they're REALLY trying to say is that the Little League has their act together more than the government.

So, can we drop this whole "Obama isn't American" thing? Yes? Cool.

Play ball.

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